Emergency Alert System: Muslim Guide to Avoiding a Zombie Apocalypse

The FEMA alert didn’t exactly trigger a zombie apocalypse in the United States on October 4. Whether a cell phone alert that’s made to work in the event of an emergency can or can’t turn people into zombies is something to be debated, but there are various things that people do with their mobile phones everyday that certainly can trigger similar symptoms.
And if, as a Muslim in the United States, you’re doing some of these things, Islamic spirituality might or might not protect you from having those symptoms, with or without FEMA. There are things that trigger epileptic attacks that people engage in using the privacy of their own phones. Thes...